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God Re-floods the Middle East

The Onion: `The Lord thy God has warned you and warned you, but you have, in your hatred and selfishness, chosen to turn away from Him’, read a press statement from God, delivered by seraphim and cherubim acting as His earthly agents. `Prepare now to face His wrath and be drowned beneath the cleansing waters of His righteous rage’.